MizzleRocks

I am a human. I am flawed just like all other humans. I feel and express myself, just as you do. I love and I hate. I laugh and I cry. I bleed and I mend.

I am a musician. I bare my soul from behind a guitar and my lyrics are my experiences. I write from the heart and my inspiration is my life. Be it a life of pain, a life of fury, or a life of immeasurable joy, it is there for all to see.

I am a comedian. I laugh at things most people would find distasteful. I speak of things that most people would consider inapt and I am generally tactless.

I am an advocate. I have ardent views on the way people are treated and I am constantly pushing the envelope of equality.

I am passionate. I profess my love, or the lack there of, of all things avidly, be it music, art, beauty, food, nature, or just life in general.

In this blog, you will see a possibly unexpected range of posts. One day I may be focused on the political climate of current events, the next day I could be focused on sharing great music. Sometimes I might find a funny picture that I feel the entire world needs to laugh at, other times I will share my poetry with you.

No matter the context of my emotions, you can rest assured that you will find only guileless truth and sincerity.

I hope you enjoy your experience here as much as I enjoy sharing it with you.

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mizzlerocks:

Ok, so I work for the largest adult retailer in Atlanta, at the main office, doing video surveillence.  Sometimes we see some fucked up shit, but this one has topped all that I have seen in my 3.5 years working here.
The thing in his hand is the biggest dildo we have in stock.  It’s called the Rambone and is 16” of veiny rubber.  Also, it is so big around that you can’t fit your hand around it. 
Sound fun yet?
This happened sometime between 2-3am on New Years.  I’m guessing that this guy got so drunk and horny that he couldn’t resist having this big chunk of yuck in his butt…
OH OH OH OOOHH… I failed to mention that he brought the fucking thing in with him… he just needed lube, which he had no intention of paying for…
I guess he doesn’t like the fact that we don’t sell lube by the squirt.
Happy New Year!

I forgot all about this post from 2009. Oh the memories!

mizzlerocks:

Ok, so I work for the largest adult retailer in Atlanta, at the main office, doing video surveillence.  Sometimes we see some fucked up shit, but this one has topped all that I have seen in my 3.5 years working here.

The thing in his hand is the biggest dildo we have in stock.  It’s called the Rambone and is 16” of veiny rubber.  Also, it is so big around that you can’t fit your hand around it. 

Sound fun yet?

This happened sometime between 2-3am on New Years.  I’m guessing that this guy got so drunk and horny that he couldn’t resist having this big chunk of yuck in his butt…

OH OH OH OOOHH… I failed to mention that he brought the fucking thing in with him… he just needed lube, which he had no intention of paying for…

I guess he doesn’t like the fact that we don’t sell lube by the squirt.

Happy New Year!

I forgot all about this post from 2009. Oh the memories!

(Source: troyxxx)

(Source: troyxxx)

(Source: troyxxx)

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This is beyond hot. I wish my man would let me do this to him.

subteen79:

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This is beyond hot. I wish my man would let me do this to him.

(Source: troyxxx)

enoemos:

..Sometimes life is just so goddam overwhelming..

enoemos:

..Sometimes life is just so goddam overwhelming..

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Holy fucking shit!

Holy fucking shit!

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Yesterday I was lucky enough to celebrate 6 months of being with this beautiful man. #theressomethingaboutus #intergaycial #iloveyou #baybaybaybaybay

Yesterday I was lucky enough to celebrate 6 months of being with this beautiful man. #theressomethingaboutus #intergaycial #iloveyou #baybaybaybaybay

@jaychad Thanks for the wake up song. Glad I could star in one of your instamovies. I’m also happy to return the favor. Love ya :) (at Moreland Avenue)

Love this faggot #snowday #burr #ineedabeach (at Moreland Avenue)

Love this faggot #snowday #burr #ineedabeach (at Moreland Avenue)

The movement of this balloon reminds me of how balls (testicles) move around in the scrotum. Lol #balls #balloons

#skeleton #bones #purple #sternum #ribs #anatomy #torso

#skeleton #bones #purple #sternum #ribs #anatomy #torso

#skeleton #torso #bones #negative #anatomy

#skeleton #torso #bones #negative #anatomy