January 2011
4 posts
falling in love...
I’ve wondered why it was called falling. It is only now that I’m crawling out of the hole that I once called love that I realize why. Falling in love isn’t so bad as long as it lasts, but when it’s over, you feel more like you’ve fallen in a grave.
I miss kissing. I haven't been kissed in a long...
December 2010
1 post
ice in orange juice is weird to me..
(via billyjo)
Word!
October 2009
7 posts
Time for Change
It’s so tempting to run away I’m so ready to leave What’s holding me back? Nothing to do with it, there’s nothing attached
I don’t know where I’m going but I have to go soon and I don’t know what I’m doing but I can’t keep looking for you
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The horizon is changing, but I stay the same. I’ve tried to be perfect… I am naught, but shame.
I’ve loved you too deeply. I loved you too true. You’ve led me so darkly and I played your fool.
So, I’m not the one. I’m not your valiant dream. I have come undone. I hardly silence the scream.
The horizon is bleeding and I feel the pain. I know...
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do...
Here's a joke that made me snicker.
Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Dave and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.” Dave thinks it’s a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of...
September 2009
10 posts
Ex-Gay Group Calls Hate Crime Laws... →
Are there any “ex-gays” following me? I hope so, because i want you to read my next sentence…
YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!
I wrote this a while ago, back when Prop 8 was...
Villainy’s Path to Higher Comprehension
Oh, thine fickle nature. How it has grazed my torment.
Thou hast taken hold of me and of mine soul, and led me unto darkness.
What have I done to offend thine pleasure and cause such indifference? Have I angered thine desire, so to cause such ill reaction?
Like a pebble tossed aside with thoughtless apathy, thus is mine heart.
I muse upon these...
This is great. For all of you Super-Christians......
Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate. I do need some advice from you,...
To whom it may concern, I just want to address the recent “Civil War” that is taking place in the latest, in decades worth of Civil RIGHTS battles fought not only by us, the LGBTQ community, but by every single culture on this planet. When will it occur to you that it takes UNITY to win a battle? It takes all of us to share one SINGLE goal. We fight for EQUALITY. We stand up for...
Gay leather bar employees arrested in raid still... →
Police accused of harassment during Eagle raid â... →
ATLANTA: The city too busy to hate.
A-Trak - Say Whoa
This song makes my figurative...
Her: I'm gonna butt fuck whoever made Rolaids, they deserve a good butt fucking.
Me: Not good enough to fuck you in the butt?
Her: NO!!! I don't think there's anyone good enough to fuck me in the butt.
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: What if Jesus came up to you and said "I want to fuck you in your butt."
Her: ...I would look at him and ask him if my refusal would cause eternal damnation, and if it did, it would be rape. I would be raped by Jesus.
“My fear of Mat is greater than my love for you.”
– Says my friend Erin to my dog… I’m Mat.
August 2009
41 posts
Branding 101: BMW Gets Futuristic | This is some... →
i don't know what to do...
I feel like I’m wasted space right now. I haven’t had a job in 8 months and it’s not for lack of trying. I am broke and feel like i do nothing but inconvenience everyone i know. I know for a fact that this situation ruined my relationship with the guy that i was/am in love with and that is the worst thing for me to have to realize.
all of the stress that I’ve gone...
SORRY POSTING THESE BUT LOL OMG
plaintruthiness:
myholigay:
playkonstantine:
(214): dude. I’m so drunk. (972): pete, this is bryce’s mom (214): I can’t wait to have my cock in your ass (972): pete, this is still bryce’s mom
lol
colinweaver:
Baxley, GA - words by Ricky Lewis,...
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i love it when my best friend tells me a random...
when i say random, i mean we were talking about nothing of the sort and then she’s just like “Hey, I’m going to rape your imagination and say some really disgusting shit that makes your butthole clinch from hearing the most nasty shit ever… EVAR!!!!!!!!”
Thanks bitch, and i say thanks because you are sitting right next to me and reading this as i type it, so...
Sharks are Nazi's.
(via incredulousdenials)
Then Heil Sharkler!
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Cats hate black people.
(via sloaneee)
I fucking love this biznatch! FOLLOW HER OR I’LL KILL YOUR CAT WITH MY SHARK! (don’t even ask what that means, it’ll give you nightmares)
DOWN WITH THE KITTIES. RE-BLOG IF YOU'RE A SHARK.
jjustin:
cosimcute:
dreamcloud:
(via dollupandsleepwalk)
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thatjeffreykid:
doo doo doo cat
What is a vagina covered in feces…? oh, wait, this isn’t a jeopardy question is it?
I Have Never Seen So Many Tumblrs United For A...
jjustin:
jasminemariah:
It’s amazing
yeah, it’s just like voting for Obama… for being black.
(i can’t wait to watch my follower count drop for this little piece of enlightenment.)
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I want to be clever, or even thoughtful, but there is no poetic flow in me right now. Sometimes it’s here, so easy and accessible.
Good night.
lickystickypickyme:
Olivia Newton John - Magic
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I like cheerios in the middle of the night...
I like to get a bowl that is slightly more than average size, fill it with cheerios, drizzle honey over the top and eat it with one of those spoons with the long handle and small head. (ha)
It’s so yummy and it hits the spot everytime.
*The More You Know*
