i love it when my best friend tells me a random story that involves puss and black mold.
when i say random, i mean we were talking about nothing of the sort and then she’s just like “Hey, I’m going to rape your imagination and say some really disgusting shit that makes your butthole clinch from hearing the most nasty shit ever… EVAR!!!!!!!!”
Thanks bitch, and i say thanks because you are sitting right next to me and reading this as i type it, so FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
and your vagina smells like flowers (not all flowers are pleasant and yours smells like one of those)